So, it's been awhile. I'm sorry, just been busy. Also, not that many good stories. Us exploding in stupid ways never does. Luckily, we can fix that.
What? We just did?
Oh, we totally just did.
How did we manage this, you ask? Well, let me tell you.
So, I'm sitting in pub channel, minding my own business, when someone pipes up, "Excuse me, is there a diplo available?".
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmm.
HMMMMMMMMMM.
"Yo!"
Don't look at me like that. I didn't know what to expect. And I wasn't feeling the subtle aspect of it. So the guy starts up a conversation with me, and right off the bat, he tells me he's got Jasminmatar's c2 pulsar that he's trying to move out of, but Jas was being a dick and was besieging his tower. Not cool. Then again, Jas has never been one to stick to his word. And then my new best friend told me what I wasn't expecting:
"He's siegeing it with a chimera"
Oh. Oh this is good.
So, I immediately put out a call to the alliance, and then, since I didn't feel like halfassing it, called it MORE friends. Transmission Lost and SRS. to the rescue/lulz! Turns out Jas also had some other shield ships hitting the tower, but eh, I want that Chimera and I want it dead.
So, we assemble the fleet one jump out and I start to scan down the hole, but my scout/new best friend was kind enough to give us a warp in. So awesome. Since I'm in a hound, and I wasn't feeling up to FC'ing this, I graciously hand off FC duties to Cipreh, who was kind enough to accept. I trust his judgement, since he's shot us up enough.
We warp into the pos that's being shot up, and our advance scout goes for the hero tackle, but as soon as we land on the hole and jump in, we hear that the chimera is bubbled.
Tha hell?
Turns out they bubbled their own chimera and fleet. We start getting points on things, but we can't get the chimera pointed because it's in triage. Silly Boxxykiller. We begin pointing everything that we can, but some stuff gets out. I go to point Jas since I know he's their FC, but he has long since fled the field of honor.
Because, you know, Jas. Kind of a coward when it comes to losing his ships. Even with a chimera on field.
We start engaging them and they start to drop. The enemy chimera can't keep up with the ships getting slaughtered, and since it's in triage, we just murder everything else off the field. Along the way we lose one of our sabres to the enemy, but that was about it. Not too shabby.
So, we've lay waste to everything but boxxy and her chimera. We literally just poor firepower into it and it starts to go down faster than a fat kid bungee jumping towards a sea of cake as far as the eye can see. At about 50% structure, Boxxy starts to jettison ships out. We see a loki, drake, and a shuttle pop out. Right at that point, the chimera explodes in a blaze of failure and bitterness. Boxxy was then kind enough to jump into the loki, and that poor loki. Just explodes so fast. I wanted to feel bad, but then Boxxy jumps into the drake.
Which then explodes in less than 3 seconds. Whoops.
Luckily for boxxy, she knows how to flee properly. So she gets out. Oh well. We then take our fleet back to their half mass high sec static and the rest of their fleet lands and starts to flee. So we help them out a bit and get close it for them. We catch the stragglers and I proceed to scan a way out for a fleet. We get an exit 5 from Jita and everyone piles out into high. Not bad for less than an hours work I'd say.
I'd like to thank Jasminmatar for up and leaving his fleet in disarray yet again, as he is known to do. Without your desertion of your fleet, we wouldn't have had such an easy time murdering your friends. So thank you, from the bottom of our magazines.
Because they're empty. From shooting you. To death.
Ok, time to head back to my home hole. More stories to create, you know?
